Matt and Sean talk about a long overdue time war, religious mysteries, and what to do when your waiter is a time traveler.

Matt and Sean talk about a generation of truckers born in space, where are the women at, and how space travel in the cargo hold can make you Nausican.

Matt and Sean talk about nefarious space mining, water contamination, and what to do when your universal translator breaks down (Go on and kiss the girl!).

Sean and Matt talk about what pie means, Vulcans being jerks, and why you shouldn't act like an idiot on a comet.

Matt and Sean talk about Star Trek ENTERPRISE suddenly kicking. into. high. gear with an episode that hits on all notes: tension, trekkish history, and production.

Matt and Sean talk about Star Trek Enterprise’s episode, Terra Nova, the boring cave adventures, the origins of the prime directive, and shale, shale, shale yeah! (Sung to the tune of Thompson Twins’ “Lies.”)

Matt and Sean talk about Star Trek Enterprise’s episode, Unexpected, bad trips, bad special effects, and what to do when a nipple grows on your wrist.

Matt and Sean talk about Star Trek Enterprise’s episode Strange new World, bad-camping trips, bad trips, and bad Trips, as well as why the crew makes so many bad decisions.

Matt and Sean talk about Star Trek Enterprise’s episode Fight or Flight, missed opportunities with Ensign Sato, the smart inclusion of a beagle, and how a slug was too “on the nose.” (Eww.)

Matt and Sean talk about Star Trek Enterprise’s episode, Broken Bow, the first (sometimes embarrassing) leap into the Star Trek universe as revealed in Enterprise, and how it felt in a barely post-9/11 world.